#6th-jessica-conf

There are 14 he/hims that is not what I was promised

My dreams of an all she/her alliance

Anyway I had to get my first glasses

I'm not sold

I think they're just a little too big? But luckily I work at an opthalmologist's office so I can get more

I TRIED FOR DIVERSITY IM SORRY

also before you request it hi <@374772773593153539> confessional buddy time YAAAYYYY!!!!

<@374772773593153539> welcome to my confessional

I promise to make it good for all of my fans

(it’s me i’m the fan)

https://tenor.com/view/hey-im-back-walking-in-happy-excited-gif-15370944

My first time getting to fully observe Jessica while not in the game!

Hopefully I'll do better

I’m envisioning the win here

I’m just excited to spec a high budget production again

No expenses spared

okay so not totally sure what i think of my tribe yet

lily is cool and a horror movie fan

i talked the most with cooper which is funny to me considering my teen boy comment last season but he's an actual reality tv fan

jakey seems cool

At this point Dachi, Nicholas, and Nub are giving nothing

The rest all seem nice and are generally able to hold a conversation

If you need horror movie talking points, lmk lol

How do you feel day 1 went for you?

Uh

I think okay?

I had a lot of dry convos and a few good ones

_EPISODE 1 CONFESSIONAL QUESTIONS_
_<@&1414008636451197038>_
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> Hey everyone! Fiovivor bot here with some confessional questions. Please answer them or I will be so sad!
--> #1.) Introduce or re-introduce yourself to the audience! Who are you and why are you here? Why and how will YOU come out on top as the Sole Fiovivor?
--> #2.) How was your first day on the Fiovivor beaches? Who from the Marooning or early tribe interactions left a strong impression on you?
--> #3.) Let's talk about the twist. What Pokémon, or abilities, are you hoping/expecting to appear? When do you think is the right time to throw your Pokéball?
--> #4.) How do we feel about the tribe as a whole so far? Gun to your head, if you had to pick someone to ride it out with and someone to vote out first, what's your choice?
--> #5.) If you had $1,000,000, what would you do with it? :3

Okay I guess now is a good time to do this

#1. Introduce or re-introduce yourself to the audience! Who are you and why are you here? Why and how will YOU come out on top as the Sole Fiovivor?
I'm Jessica, this is my second org, and I am one of the returnees! I am the oldest person here and I have a baby, I'm pregnant, and I have a dog. I very likely won't talk about that with anyone though lol. I could be the sole Fiovivor if I stay utr but also inflate the egos of the rest of the cast.

2. How was your first day on the Fiovivor beaches? Who from the Marooning or early tribe interactions left a strong impression on you? I don't think anyone left a strong impression in marooning, but I did enjoy talking with Cooper, Jakey, Lily and Dachi day one. I'll do like a TR as well

3. Let's talk about the twist. What Pokémon, or abilities, are you hoping/expecting to appear? When do you think is the right time to throw your Pokéball? Okay I think the abilities matter way less to me than timing. If I am early and see a Pokemon right away, I'm probably going for it. I mean would love a vote block, vote half-er, or vote steal.

4. How do we feel about the tribe as a whole so far? Gun to your head, if you had to pick someone to ride it out with and someone to vote out first, what's your choice? Cooper. I just feel like we're vibing! Who knows though lol

5. If you had $1,000,000, what would you do with it? Save half invest half lol I know so boring - probably use 30k to get a minivan lmao

People are pretty quiet tonight! I was barely active during the day so I can't complain much

YOU HAVE ANITHER ONE ON THE WAY????

CONGRATULATIONS JESS!!!!! <3

thank you! i feel like everything will suck for like a year and then be better lmao

will the baby’s middle name be fio

after your favorite host!

lmao that seems unlikely

It’s actually gonna be Quartz

💀

hopping back in to say I'm officially allies with Jakey and Cooper

That's all I got lol

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-cute-in-love-heart-eyes-ambipom-gif-27021910

Yay! You got this

LMFAOOO

<@211775019057938434>

I told Quartz I was naming my child Quarts

that’s really funny actually

<@586877333248540676> can I have two con buddies

<@211775019057938434> deserves to be here

hmmm

let’s see what the bot decides

🎲 I choose: deny the request

sorry jessica fiovivor bot has spoken

😭

i’ll give quartz a cameo until i get out of work though

<@211775019057938434> you have until 3

:3

We've nearly come full circle

<@374772773593153539> look we have a family visit

I gotta make the most of it while I can

Bum ass bot btw

Lets goooo

The truest alliance in Doravivor

REAL

so enya and quartz

gotta ask

Yo

yall voted for <@589010329900679184> over <@262207995440529418> ??

I voted otter bro

ohh

My parchment makes it obvious

Pretty sure enya voted soul tho

i wouldn’t know i was not an a active host lol

was anyone

i just helped riley real with a few backend problems

no

LMAOOO

doravivor son or vivivivor daughter <@211775019057938434>

Valid

Vivivivor daughter

Doravivor son the typa baby to take 11 months to get born

Also I feel like I am solely responsible for bringing the org up to American drinking age

Good

I like how I’m older than the average age

https://tenor.com/view/keyaan-john-wick-keanu-reeves-gif-2384046765437701795

i loooove age diversity 😍

gender diversity was not quite there this season compared to panem but 8 she-adjecents on a cast of 22 is good!

that’s almost half

We just have to vote out the he/hims

Just 6 times and then we're even

https://tenor.com/view/type-shi-type-shit-type-splish-type-splish-splash-type-shito-gif-15031440354109217144

https://tenor.com/view/flightreacts-flightreacts-sus-flightreacts-denying-whoa-whoa-whoa-hey-hey-hey-gif-16828090379597963519

bro took that personally

bro is not playing the season!

yeah well remember f13 where i was the only man (that went by he/him) in tribal

you know jess would try that at the time bro

LMFAOOOO

panem f13 restored my faith in the fiovivor series

tragic blindside but OH SO JUUUIIICCYYYY

n then jess became one of like. three active specs that season LOL

it was a necessary sacrifice

for the spec-chat

it also got her to become friends with ally

worth

so true

it was necessary for the plot

she gets it

I voted Soul!

Jessica getting sniped so cruelly right before merge helped my game out tremendously

because it gave me a pre-made alliance from the people who got burned and then easy targets in the people who orchestrated it

its true it was smooth sailing for a while

no need to thank me

It made so much sense for you to target Jess there, since we both wanted you gone lol. It was Chloe and Cristen that messed up

for sure

there was a chance i'd vote chroma instead but sera was right there

everybody else wasn't particularly against me lol

chloe and cristen could've lowkey just hopped on voting riley and let her (and me) take all the heat

Losing Chroma but having Jess would've changed my game completely

true lol

jess getting out just switched your #1's

I would probably go where Chloe goes instead I bet

yeah prolly

but if you got out at 11th

we wouldn't get best rivalry

so clearly the canon timeline is the best one

I loved that season

i loved having yall!!! you guys made for a gen phenominal cast

fio s7 was a movie man

i wouldn't say "thank god i wasn't let in s5" but it was the right call

also since it's almost 3

here's my parting words if fio still kicks me out

don't die

https://tenor.com/view/thehungergames-hungergames-rue-youhavetowin-gif-5114785

I’m not apparently

bye quartz

https://tenor.com/view/npc-behavior-be-like-gif-10607292567092564523

Bombed the challenge as expected

Just managing my threat level for sure

Okay conf

Nothing much is happening

A couple people are not the best conversationalists

I'm looking at you Nicholas

The comp was typing all the pokemon, a pokemon guessing thing based off of faces, and a slide puzzle

I took like an hour lmfao

I'm managing my threat level

Rooting for Robynn to win for Kanto

Immediately crushed lmfao

I was expecting last so honestly 10th is fine

For this special part of the challenge I did a 50/50 split on Cooper and Jakey

Okay I was going to push for Nicholas this tribal but the special results mean that seems inevitable

Okay I'm a little nervous with my special results but it could actually be fine

I assume most of my points were from "give everyone 10"

And I want to be utr

So not being someone's number one or two in this scenario is good

Post- challenge I talked with most of the tribe

Jakey and I are definitely a thing

Cooper and I are still a thing

But I found out Drew is basically my neighbor and an actual Survivor fan and we went to the same event like two weeks ago

So we're besties

And I know Jakey likes Drew

So that could be a nice little voting block

Nub is like pushing for names so I basically named the whole cast and said I liked them

And I said I liked people I did not care about one way or the other first

I've now made an alliance with Nub

Wait what

He lives one town over

So not literally lol

That’s crazy though!

I literally cannot find your 1-on-1 lol

It's in my 1-1 [3]

Wait omg you told him I slept with John O’Keefe’s cousin

I love it

Use my sex life to your advantage gurl! 😂😂😂

Yes I fucking did lmao

Also your gayness

bruh

So I don't trust Nub but Nub is an official ally and he threw out Nicholas's name after I said I didn't connect with some people due to timing and named Nicholas basically for the vote

Nub also said he likes Derek Jakey Drew and Cooper which lines up with the people I like and gives us the majority in an 11 person tribe

So I told Jakey that Nub likes those people and Jakey was like I'm down for that alliance if it happens

And I told Nub that could probably be an alliance if he was interested

And he was like I'm down

I told Jakey and Drew they are my ride or dies

I've planted the alliance seeds

That’s what I love about you. You’re what orgs need in terms of just like, being obvious about what’s going on

Like, clearly we’re an alliance. Can we just make it official instead of pussyfooting around it please

Yeah even if it doesn't last like

We're currently an alliance

TR
1. Jakey - my confirmed ride or die
2. Drew - my literal neighbor basically, my bestie, my other ride or die
3. Three is tough but I'm going to go with Nub here. Nub soft pitched an alliance, was willing to sort of throw out a name. Idk if I can fully trust Nub, but I guess I mostly do for now.
4. Cooper - I just like Cooper, part of my alliance, willing to work together.
5. Derek - immunity winner which basically catapulted him into the alliance, willing to work with me, in the alliance. Also semi willing to be the one to throw out a name.
6. Dachi - I like Dachi, Cooper likes Dachi, easy to talk to.
7. Ore- we at least mildly talked game even though we've barely talked
8. Woofley- she definitely talks and tries to talk to me, we haven't talked game
9. Nicholas - I actually think this is who I want to vote for but he at least talks to me.
10. Lily- I want to like her, she seems cool, but she is a little too inactive and it makes me nervous. I refuse to vote a she/her or they here though.

I think you guys can see this in our tribal, but Lily quit the game due to personal reasons. I hope she is okay! But I am happy that there is no tribal.

I fear I've made too many alliances

I now have a women's alliance with Woofley

So I'm only not in an alliance with Dachi, Ore and Nicholas

Also I wouldn't say these are "official" alliances but they are kind of. We don't have an alliance chat.

my womens alliance 😭

chromaaaa 🩷

Chroma!

I have a real alliance now!

You’re cooking with gas now

Omg I just saw you STEALING my Survivor jokes in <#1430718015976112219> 😂😂😂

100% the Jeff gun joke was elite

I'll do whatever it takes

Congrats on the win!!

And beating their average with your score!

oKAY nothing really happened this episode for me socially

I continue to maintain relationships, I was a little inactive due to being busy but I still talked to everyone enough.

TR:
1. Jakey/ Drew tie honestly hard to pick pne over the other
3. Woofley - unless she somehow makes it to merge I probably can't save her due to her throwing out Jakey's name and Jakey hearing about it
4. Nub - maybe I can trust Nub lol. I want to stay close to Nub in a Dachi Cooper Derek v Me Jakey Drew world. Maybe I'll tell him he's my number 1.
5. Derek - I think this is still Derek. He did tell Jakey "oh Cooper and Dachi are close so we should loop Dachi into the voting block" and also he told Jakey about Woolfey throwing his name out but not me- which kind of makes sense but still. Below Nub.
6. Dachi- I like Dachi, I think we get on well socially, but we haven't talked much game
7. Cooper - his number 1 is likely Dachi and he did say he liked Dachi when I mentioned who Nub wanted in the alliance. I should probably get ahead of this and suggest an alliance with Dachi in it.
8. Ore- I like Ore but his time zone is terrible. I want to stay close to Ore for a swing situation in a Dachi Cooper Derek v Me Drew Jakey world.
9. Nicholas - man this guy is tough to talk to. If I get the vote off Woofley, which I probably can't due to my connections, I think he would be the other option.

I decided to throw my Pokemon at Bastiodon and caught it! I don't think it is super powerful, BUT the bit of making everyone revote is so funny 🤣. It is nerfed by the fact that you need to play it so early.

But all the abilities are like that, so I went for the bit.

I also found an idol! I knew immediately Fio and Fishpogs convo was going to be an idol clue.

I saw that happen live so I thought I had a good chance. I immediately grabbed my laptop and hopped onto the site linked in Fishpog's profile

I see Nicholas chatting about that while I'm trying to solve it and I'm like SHUT UP DON'T POINT PEOPLE TO THIS

I'm not sure why he didn't get further than the first page of the website, but anyway it was a comic that directed you to look at the source code of the website

In the source code was a bunch of stuff, and a shift 11 cipher which gave a clue, encoded text which gave the real clue, pointing to a hidden button, the code to give, and that gave- A FUCKING PUZZLE

I was annoyed at the puzzle ngl I felt like time was ticking

I do the puzzle to get a QR code which gave the real idol clue I believe

Anyway now I've got my pokemon partner, a hidden immunity idol, and OH I guess socially I did make an official ride or die alliance with Jakey and Drew

I named it Slayquaza

You when you successfully play your idol this time

don’t jinx it….

me when i get voted out in a pre merge swap with my idol

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Another she down?? This is criminal. 1/4 of the shes are gone 🥲

Let the other tribe take that nasty offer.

Okay genuinely with greed

I don't see anyone in our tribe taking it. I could be wrong, but I don't think there is a strong rivalry or feeling like anyone needs to.

Oh those Pokemon are kind of good

I still like my Bastiodon

Me, an idol in my pocket:

OH maybe I did find it fast? Lmao

I feel bad

GIRL STOP SPILLING

Okay so

After bitching about Woofley spilling the idol tea

I ended up just giving it away anyway lmao

So no one on the other tribe messaged me except Faith and Robynn

Robynn didn't answer me lol

And Faith was like I almost got sent home, but someone idoled me so I stayed with 8 votes negated

And now no one is really talking to me except for two people

On my tribe, I feel like I'm kind of good? I'm trying to be utr and I think I am succeeding, and I don't think I'm likely to go home even if someone takes greed.

I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be any idol fuckery because, you know, I had it

So wouldn't it be better

To ask Faith to take greed and give her my idol

My tribe avoids tribal, Faith can take out someone on the majority alliance of that tribe who is running shit

So I gave Faith my idol

Hopefully, if we have a swap soon, I don't get swap fucked

ALSO I could not see another she/her go home

And I was concerned my tribe would want to go for Woofley who I don't really want to vote for

So this avoids that too

Also I can look for the idol again

Post tribal

I'm sure Enya will be upset about essentially the s7 Kyle strat

https://tenor.com/view/bold-strategy-dodgeball-cotton-strategy-tactics-gif-4957668

They do say returnees emulate the games of whoever won their original season

At the very least

I will not go home with an idol in my pocket lmao

EXACTLY

Brooooo my idol lmfao

Me: taking my idol

That's so funny though

Why did she crash out she had an idol to save herrrr

When your S7 Kyle strat turns into S43 Jeanine Zheng strat

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<@&1432077852534378677>

- How're you feeling about your new tribe? W or L tribe?
- Out of your two tribemates, what reads on them do you have?
- If you had to go to Tribal RIGHT NOW, what's your plan?

Okay SO I have no idea how to feel about this swap

I'm still dead about Faith taking greed, breaking the rules, while she literally had an idol to fully protect her lmao

I have no issues with my tribe. I actually get along well with Nub and I suggested the original Johto voting block/ alliance to him and he was all for it. I kind of think we are actually tight.

The issue is I have no idea who Ore is tight with

He could be tight with Nub and I just don't know, I don't think anyone had any issues with each other on Johto

I think realistically we would stick together in a joint tribal though

I would probably stick with original Johto tribe members in any tribal combo

The worst tribe to go with would be Alola where we don't have an advantage in numbers

So I'm going to try to talk to Ore more to make sure he likes me, hopefully, and go from there

I COULD HAVE HAD A SPEED REDEMPTION

SPEED!!!

He was a real one

Only old people are free for Fio's birthday

LMFAOOO

RIGHT

Hey!

Also, congrats on the immunity win!!

Yeah I thought I didn't do that well actually

I thought a good time would be sub 1 minute based on my time being two minutes

Okay not a she but a they??? This is ass

Okay this is almost empty because nothing happened

Basically my strat is to hope Nub is actually close to me lol

But I keep working on Ore

I basically pitched a strategy to him which I feel like people like

And we worked on the idol clue together today

Which I told him and Nub about

But Ore told me about the role with the cipher

So I feel pretty good

Ideally we just win this and don't go to tribal

Also wtf two Johto

I didn't look to see if they were outnumbered but I don't think Derek was

I'm mildly open to working with the other original tribe but they barely messaged me in the Greed challenge and I get on with most old Johto

Also W Slayquaza staying alive

Okay I was concerned for that tribal ngl

I would have been surprised to go but I was worried about who it would be

It was nice to talk to Robynn and Cameron, I can see myself working with them. And Wyatt was nice. Luis gave nothing.

Cooper was totally open about tribal so it was good to reinforce that connection.

Oh god mergatory

Khana got my 1 on 1 request and said nope fuck this actually

Okay so haven't done the challenge and I barely understand it

Reconnected with Slayquaza, they told me about the Woofley vote and how Woofley idoled out Derek

Woofley also told me this

But she did it for the girls alliance that I am also in

So now my two more official alliances are opps

😭

Robynn told me Woofley specifically had an issue with Jakey who is my #1

So

That's rough for me lmao

I told Nub and Ore about that vote and the Dachi vote blindside to gain trust

Without really throwing anyone under the bus

So hopefully that doesn't bite me but I feel like people are finding out

I'm sure someone else found the damn idol in that spreadsheet but it wasnt me Jakey or Drew at least

Okay actually glad Kalos didn't go so I didn't have to deal with Woofley v Jakey

I feel pretty good here

Girls alliance can pop off and hopefully take out someone I don't speak to

Lmao immediately have already heard my name

I've gone with the strat of telling almost everyone I have heard my name because when that happens people normally flip

So fingers crossed for me

It's very tough to talk to anyone today and I'm SWAMPED at work

So let's hope I live

When you give away your idol and then immediately need it 😭

Lmao I know everyone said Faith was paranoid but I literally cannot get anyone to answer my messages from old Kanto so I understand her position

I mean word on the street is Robynn is voting for me

Okay confs

Idk what the fuck happened I was going to a TR but then there were not 6 votes on Cam

So now I can't trust someone

Here's how it played out for me

I heard from multiple people that all of old Kanto is voting for me

Barely anyone will respond to my messages

All of a sudden Ore Nub and I align and we are like okay let's do something

We decide I'll use my Pokemon power and we'll vote Wyatt

Throw a vote on Luis for idol protection

All of old Johto and Kebab know this

Then we make an offical alliance with Me Ore Kebab Nub Woofley and decide to flip again onto Cameron as a compromise for not doing Cooper

Even though all of old Johto wanted to vote Luis

The other side is still voting me

Then Robynn comes on and very nicely flips the vote off me and onto Cooper

I decided not to play my Pokemon

I decide to tell Cooper the vote

I'm pretty sure Nub leaked and flipped his vote to Ore or Kebab

It doesn't make sense for it to be anyone else

Anyway once the leak happens, it goes 3 votes on Kebab 1 on Cooper 1 on Ore

5 Cam

So I'm pretty sure Cooper Ore and I voted Cam

Kebab must have voted Cam (unless she leaked and voted Ore which is crazy)

Which leaves Woofley and Nub

I know Woofley likes Kebab and Ore a lot

So it really only leaves Nub

But Nub did save me for sure

Anyway even if it was Nub he protected me earlier and didn't flip it onto me

So I guess it's fine

<@&1414008636451197038>

- How are you feeling about your spot in the game right now?
- Can you recap the previous few big events from your POV?
- Who are you feeling like CAN or CANNOT be trusted at the moment?
- Any other insight you want to bless us with? <:blue_blush:1314038141363032134>

I still think I'm fine in this game

I have like probably too many conflicting allies

I trust Nub and Ore who saved me

I trust Jakey and Drew who are probably still my #1/2s

I trust Woofley

I kind of trust Robynn

I kind of trust Cooper

I'll just do a full TR

1. Jakey/ Drew - I still basically just like and trust these two

3. Ore- Giving him an edge on Nub because his name was out there, he could have flipped on me to save himself, and he didn't

4. Nub- definitely helped create the alliance that had a majority last tribal, and that would have saved me

5. Robynn- she actually got the vote off of me

6. Cooper- he seems like a free agent I could pick up

7. Fuggles- I don't trust him but we speak

8. Cameron- I just kind of like him, I don't think he leaked to Luis that I kind of threw his name out there

9. Nicholas- we have spoken, I don't get him

10. Bazz - we've literally never spoken lmao

11. Wyatt- he's kind of just trolling

12. Luis- I actually don't like this guy lmao

Oops forgot Woofley

Put Woofley above Nub as 3rd - I trust this chick

Uh the previous big events

Ore sold on the last challenge somehow so we had tribal and it was 6 old Kanto 5 old Johto

Due to my entangled alliances I only wanted like 4 potential people out, Cameron Luis Wyatt maybe Cooper

With a preference to only vote an old Kanto out

But then like 5 minutes into tribal I'm told old Kanto are all voting me

And I'm like well the first name sometimes goes away

So I do the strat of telling almost everyone I know I'm on the block

I find the squeaky wheel in early tribal can get flipped from this

Also, I feel like Kebab and Woofley are def a pair, and want the girls alliance, so I don't think they do have the votes

And I'm like MAYBe Robynn wouldn't want this

Anyway it's still me like 8 hours before tribal

But Ore and Nub seem with me, Woofley seems with me, and Cooper seems open

So we make an alliance and decide we're voting Wyatt

Ore doesn't want to bc apparently he likes Fuggles and Fuggles likes Wyatt

So Ore goes let's do Cameron

We're all like, nah

Then Robynn flips the target onto Cooper

So we consider doing that

And ultimately decide to make an alliance and vote

The vote is for Luis but Kebab refuses and we need her

So we compromise on Cameron

I decide to tell Cooper because I want to keep that door open and I would feel bad if it was me

But someone leaked, flipped, and Kebab was idoled out by Luis

I was super paranoid he could be the one, or Wyatt, with the idol

But it happened and we are sad

We bid on an item to bring back a dead player

So maybe Kebab comes back

lmao

wtf bro

Wyatt has since come around and thrown Cooper utb

Cooper also admitted to voting Ore

So he probably did leak the plan

It sucks but I did have strategy in telling Cooper about the Cameron vote but not telling him about the "A Majority" alliance

I told Cooper because my name was the other name on the block. "A Majority" was actually only half the votes, so if Cooper flipped on old Johto, and votes went back to me, we could have had a 5-5

I figured by being the only one to reach out to him and talk to him about the plan, he would feel more indebted to me specifically and be less likely to flip back to my name.

Secondly he genuinely felt like a lone wolf and someone I could pick up as a number or possible ally

I don't really feel this way anymore but him being able to be a swing vote here still likely stands so I plan to keep talking and strategizing with him

He's now completely burned by Wyatt so he really has no reason to work with him but you never know

Additionally, looping in Cooper hid the existence of the A Majority alliance

We looked less like an alliance and more like a voting block by also having Cooper in the loop

People really dont seem to think Ore Nub Woofley Kebab and I were pretty much officially working together and probably would have continued to work together

Others seem to think it was an individual move from Kebab inspired by Ore

Okay who is at this tribal - Ore Nub Jessica Woofley Jakey Drew David Cooper Fuggles Nicholas Wyatt

Yeah I think everyone but potentially Nicholas Fuggles and Wyatt vote together

BAZZ lmao

Speaking of Bazz things are going well

lmao

wtf lol

Omg people are going to hate me for the light mode

I feel like he was calling me fat maybe? Idgaf lol

He def was

Like he's someone who wants to get a rise out of people

Not only am I fat I am also pregnant lmfao

Also that was so funny to me because I thought we were done with calling people fat in the year of our lord 2025

Yeah it was yet another yikes from these people

Congrats on making merge this season!! Just gotta survive two more tribals to beat your last placement

YESSS'

resident big back talking about food

If Luis or Wyatt have the idol again

LET’S GO!!!

Congrats on your first ever individual immunity!!

Hahah thank youuu

Me Drew and Nub having immunity is so nice

Okay here's my current plan

Hopefully someone I know finds the idol

Basically, tell everyone Wyatt makes fun of me daily to get everyone to vote Wyatt

So far it does seem to be working

Thanks for handing me that strategy on a silver platter

I was mostly hoping to get Robynn and Bazz with that

And make sure Jakey and Drew wouldn't work with him

And I feel like it worked

At least I'm sure it worked for Jakey and Drew

Bazz was pre flipped by David

Okay sick found the half idol with Ore

Ore thinks there is still another idol out there and talking it out there probably is

Let's just hope it isn't with Wyatt Luis or Cameron

Uh I don't understand what happened

But I'm still here lol

Congrats on matching your placement from last season!

Lmfao

Not me making another alliance with potentially david and bazz

I'm running out of people I can vote

NOT LUIS INVITING ME TO AN ALLIANCE

Okay so I expect

Ore Nub
Jakey Drew
Bazz David
Fuggles Luis
Woofley Robynn
Cameron Cooper
Me 🩷

This is fine bc I drag Luis

I don't want to be the one to drag Luis

There is a Robynn Fuggles Jess Woofley world

Cameron Luis is also a world

That didn't play out at all like that lmao

I'm back and forth on where the votes could go

I tend to think Bazz didn't lie to me for no reason and that he is voting Luis so I think it's good

Okay I was a little inact and trying to make sure Wyatt and Luis went but now I need to form some relationships because I did not feel good last tribal

Essentially it was silent the whole day mostly

And I was hearing nothing

Then Woofley tells me Nub and then more people tell me Nub once I specifically ask

And I go back and forth all day about using the idol on Nub

And then at some point, I think from Drew's influence mostly, the vote flips

And it seems set on Luis

Once Bazz and David confirm I'm pretty sure it's Luis

And so I elected to only play the idol if an idol was played on Luis

Part of me considered using the idol to burn it and I would hope a new one was rehidden that wasn't a half idol with Ore

But I am worried we might need it in the next couple of votes

# CONF QUESTIONS <@&1414008636451197038> ANSWER OR YOU GET A STRIKE AND MADE FUN OF 🥰

1. Last Tribal we saw Luis bite the dust in a near-unanimous vote. Was this a good or bad outcome for your game? If you think that maybe this set the tone for the future of the game, what's that tone look like in your eyes?
2. How do you feel about the <@&1433272056123752549> tribe (Cooper/David/Fuggles/Jakey/Jess/Nub)? What possible pairings do you see here, or potentially anyone you have your eye on at this point in the game? On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being "sitting comfortably" and 10 being "i am cooked", how would you rate your De-Merge Tribe?
3. With the round both being a double elimination but also slightly longer, how does that impact your approach? Obviously you've got to play a little harder, the question is how?
4. What're your thoughts about the <@&1414011075980169336> twist that will allow for players to return to the game? Out of Derek/Kebab/Nicholas/Luis, who do you think/want to return to the game and why? Do you think you have a chance to make a comeback if you're voted out this round?
5. Are you locked in or dilly-dallying??

Congrats on getting past 13th this season!

1. I really needed Luis out there. He was not working with me and it felt like he almost stayed, which meant a lot of other people were willing to work with him. If it sets the tone I think people are playing for real now.
2. This De-Merge tribe could have been worse. There are a couple people I could work with and a couple people I would vote. I don't have a clear majority and I could definitely be sniped but I think there are bigger targets.
3. Uh I went on vacation and did not play harder 💀 But last round showed me I needed to start socializing more to be kept in the loop.
4. Frankly Luis is worst case scenario for me. I really hope it's anyone else. I prefer Kebab to come back of course. Do I think I have a chance to make a comeback? No fucking way lmao.
5. I think I'm in between locked in and dilly dallying. I'm still having fun. I have too many allies and I'm likely going to have to upset some of them soon.

Okay so that was wild

Cooper came to me and pitched Jakey, told me that Nub Ore and I are a big threat, and that I should vote Nub out soon

Cooper told Jakey to vote me

I went to Jakey and I was like okay so we do Cooper ofc and he agreed

I went to Nub and told him what Cooper said to me and he was like yeah I'm not voting Jakey let's vote Cooper

We were worried about trusting anyone else, and Jakey didn't have a Pokemon, so he caught the Pokemon that was a vote negator

That was the whole plan

Then it got quiet, Jakey said Cooper seemed to be actually pitching me, and I was worried about the vote flipping so I went to everyone and confirmed

And then I decided to tell David I had an idol and I might use it

I decided to give my idol piece to Woofley and said please use it on Ore

And then I clarified rules about rocks and begged Jakey to keep me but that if it went to rocks he could flip

But then it was actually still on Jakey lmao

Anyway, you saw, Cooper used a vote negator, Jakey used a vote negator, I was ready to go to rocks

Basically I couldn't flip back, I knew Cooper was never working with me

So I explained to David why Cooper was not trustworthy and why I didn't tell him (because Cooper saved him)

And he asked if I actually had an idol, I said I did, so he flipped and was like please work with me

He also asked if I was just trying to Pagong

And honestly kind of I guess but it's only because I only like the people from my original tribe lmfao

But I told him its genuinely not a strategy I'm just playing with people I like

Which is true

Also in the other tribal Ore and Woofley are going to have to reveal their connection when they use the idol

And also the idol will probably get rehidden

Okay I thought I was cooked but I might not be

Bro if Bazz pitches an alliance to me rn I literally am "allies" with everyone but Fuggles

Congrats!! 🎉

<@405962627827892224> whats the plan for tribal rn queen

+ how are things looking for ur game rn :)

Uh I think I'm cooked long term

But for now probably good? I could always get sniped but hopefully my like 9 official allies don't want to vote me

David would be good for me because I gave away my idol right after I told him I had one and I told him I had a different one than I did

Okay so here's where I'm at

I'm still in my nearly day one Slayquaza alliance with Jakey and Drew. I think Jakey is solid and Drew has been mad at me since the Ore idoling and could flip. He was more likely to flip with Robynn I believe so it's less likely now.

I'm feeling solid about Girl Island but Kebab is definitely closer to Woofley and idk who else Kebab is with necessarily

Old Galar really feels like they aren't turning in me but I'm very concerned that I am the most "threatening" out of that group

But it would be really hard for me to pitch an Ore or Nub vote

I think Bazz is actually willing to work with me and could he solid

So the David vote feels real but that I haven't heard another name is scary

I don't think anyone found the new idol

I think it's Fuggles or Bazz with the old idol

Kebab and David can't

Jakey Nub Ore would have told me, Woofley would have told me I think when I idoled Ore

It could be Drew but it seems unlikely

Every other hunt he's been busy or struggled

So I need it to be David here

No ones spoken to me in hours 😵‍💫

im here for u

if i go home and announcement was an idol clue im rioting

I find it funny that David says he regrets not going to rocks

Frankly, he did that for himself

Additionally, my game is basically like

I can't suggest anyone as a vote

I'm seen as too big of a threat

So if I ever suggest anyone, I know I'm going instead

Also, he knows I went to rocks FOR Jakey

I guess people think it was just against Cooper

He did, in fact, care when this blew up his game

Omg congrats on getting name dropped in someone’s final words!

I don't want that I want to be under the radar

It feels crazy to be like people probably want me out but obviously multiple people have told me they do

Okay also I know it was just a weird twist of my first org but I miss having Vinny as my mentor 😭

He would help me find the idol 😂

<@748697363346096150>

Having a mentor was so nice ngl

At least if you got Vinny as your mentor

I don't think Jiv or XSoul were as good from what I saw lmao

FTR Cooper once you can read this while I did tell David it was because I needed you out, I actually really wanted Jakey to stay in

Okay let me do a TR

1. Jakey I think Jakey is my number one but everyone always wants to vote him 😭
2. Drew While I think Drew would have flipped on me before I don't think he will now with the people left in the game
3. Woofley I just think shes genuinely with me though I think she is very close to Kebab and Ore
4. Nub I think I put Nub here because I think he's with me but he definitely has a thing with Fuggles who I don't think is with me at all - but I think he has less connections in general
5. Ore Ore has a lot of other connections that he could flip to (Kebab, Woofley) but I think he's generally with me. Votes have flipped off Ore with minimal of my involvement- except the idol one
6. Bazz I think he genuinely is with me but could flip at the same time if it suited him
7. Kebab I like her, but I know she's with Woofley and Ore over me and IDK what she thinks of other people, she may have other duos
8. Fuggles This guy is not with me lmao we have totally different agendas

So now I'm at a point where I have to think about moving forward and obviously I need to flip on someone. I think the problem is I need someone else to suggest one of my allies and then I go with it. Probably people want me Nub or Ore out to break us up- I would be willing to do this because I have to but I really can't be the one to come up with it, and it needs to have the votes without me so I could be like sorry we don't have the votes

Okay it seems impossible for me to vote with either side and have a good result

My assumptions are Kebab Bazz and Fuggles are kind of a thing working together

I know Ore Kebab and Woofley are kind of a thing

I think Nub and Fuggles are close

So with all that in mind if someone wanted to take out one of old galar it would probably be me

But if I vote with Jakey and Drew and try for Ore, supposing we can come up with some plan, I will go next lmao

But if I don't vote with them, I also go next probably

I just feel like no matter what move I make I'm fucked lmao

So my only possible way forward without messing everything up is if we someone idol Drew, I do not vote Ore

Maybe I stray vote and say I was worried about idoling?

That's risky too.

You got this! You’re in the final 9

I thought I had too many allies but I was wrong

It’s still early!

Noon was only two hours ago

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Congrats on confirmed single digit placement!

lmfao

by the skin of my teeth

I frankly do not have time to be on the internet this much

Not now sweetie. Mommy’s starting beef with twinks on the internet

😂

im just trying to survive

send trust rankings <:bubububub:1430750682419302400> also who do you want back from distortion world

no one those mfs need to stay down there

My TRs are messed up

1. Woofley - at least she saved me 😭
2. Ore - I think we are still good and he did not flip on me
No one else belongs on this list lmao but I guess
3. Bazz idk he didn't vote for me in the end and knew about the Ore vote
4. Kebab - flipped my vote exclusively for Woofley I have no expectation that she actually wanted to work with me
5. Jakey- lowkey hates me 😂
6. Fuggles - voted for me but maybe will want to make a move someday
7. Drew - high key hates me

Uh if someone does come back genuinely I would have to say Nub, I didn't vote him at least, but there is probably no one that will be good for me.

I basically think I need to cockroach along on my own to survive, I cannot see a world where I get to FTC but I never did

I haven't given up but the fact that no one would vote Kebab when it was a very good option showed me that I won't be able to make a strategic move

It was me

😭 lmao

WE JUST HAD A CONVO IN SPEC CHAT ABT THIS

APPARENTLY YOU WERE NOT ALONE

LOL

i will make no further comments

😂

We were all supportive

I literally had no idea

I sent it in subs because I was embarrassed lmfao

Also everyone is like why did you self vote during tribal that's crazy

Well

I was puking up dinner (thanks pregnancy!) for like an hour before tribal and forgot to change my vote from Drew which I thought would go over less well

I am reminded of this while I am puking again 💀

Oh no!!!

Why was my first thought to think of the eating disorder poster from Daria ☠️

Wtf lmao

It’s one of my favorite Daria episodes!

Never seen a full episode of Daria

i’m going to sound like i live under a rock so forgive me but what is daria

It's for old people

I was actually a little young for it imo

It was a 90s MTV cartoon for cool people

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4207997

wait i actually watched a lot of daria

idk why i did that was before my time

It’s so good. I watched it as it aired as a 9 year old and definitely did not get all the jokes lol

jessica

yes

It will not help me but I constantly wish I could talk about finding the first idol lmao

<:piplup_popcorn:1414286092772839585>

# _ROUND TWO_

——

Okay so

I think this vote will be Kebab

It depends on Bazz who put a lot of effort to make this happen

Uh I feel like Kebab wanted me out and only kept me for Woofley based on what Jakey said so

And maybe Bazz had lightly pushed it off of me

I really have no power to sway any vote in any direction but I feel like distortion world is full of people who I voted out or who didn't like me

So I probably am not long for this world

Drew also is probably just using me for votes

I burned Woofley last vote

But I really don't see myself as a winning contender because I genuinely cannot make votes that I want to happen happen

Maybe I could convince them to keep me to take out Bazz

But I feel like my role is more like

Limping along lmfao

Take me as a goat

I don't think Luis is like the best or the worst for me. He didn't seem to have the biggest issue with me and a lot of people voted him. But it definitely isn't good lol.

So Luis has immunity and Fuggles has immunity

And someone else will win individual immunity?

So only four people will be immune?

Yeah

How do you feel about that

I feel fucked lmao

# F7 CONF QUESTIONS!!!

<@&1433273038740394005> Congratulations on making it to the Final 7 of this absolutely insane season. From here on out, the game is do or die and there are no more second chances. We’ve got a few questions that we’d love to hear your input on whenever you get the chance to speak on it!

1.) Distortion World is finally over and we saw Luis get voted back into the game. Why do you think the Jury voted him back in? Is there merit to working with someone who was previously voted out in a clean 11-2 vote, or do you see this opportunity as an easy endgame kill?
2.) Last episode, Ore was voted out in a close vote (by 0.5 of a vote!) and additionally Kebab was idoled out for the second time this season. Where did you stand on these two eliminations, were they good for your game? How do you think they feel currently as members of the Jury?
3.) With two players already Immune and a third person winning safety tonight from the challenge, your options are looking rather slim this Tribal Council. What’s your plan to ensure that it’s not you going home tonight?
4.) Trust rankings, additional thoughts, or anything else you want to bless the confessional with? :)

Okay this is a take from Bazz and maybe people don't realize

Woofley could definitely beat anyone at FTC legitimately

I feel like she controlled multiple votes, was able to suggest who she wanted out and not take heat for it, saved me because she wanted to, etc

She has played very well and I love her and I would still take her to FTC lmao

1. Why did jury vote Luis in? Genuinely it must have been because they were mad and thought he would make a ruckus lmao

2. I needed Kebab and Ore gone, I needed Ore gone so that people left me alone and I needed Kebab gone because she had too many allies. I would assume Kebab is annoyed at being idoled twice lmao and I'm not sure how Ore feels. He didn't deserve it but he had to go 😭.
3. My plan is anyone but me and most people want Drew because of his big secret idol play so hopefully that happens because I just know he doesn't trust me after I took out multiple I thought he was close to and then didn't vote Ore the first time. I don't like that people are ready this early but if it flips it probably flips on me and Bazz.

Why is everyone unemployed

Also ngl hope it is still Drew today

Omg congrats on making FINALE!!!

I’m so proud of you 🥹

I did nothing to make that vote happen

I was worried it wasn't going to 💀

I fell asleep after work

Drew when you read this let's go out together please 😁 I can't drink because I'm pregnant though lmao

I’ll drink for two, it’ll be fine

(I’m inviting myself lol)

It was harder than expected to do that challenge

But also Rose woke up from her nap early so 🤷‍♀️ had to go lmao

<@&1433273038740394005> what’s going on this triballll

Well so

First Luis pitches Bazz to me and Bazz is like hey I bet Luis will pitch us both to each other

And Jakey is like Luis is pitching you to me

So I'm like what if we just do Luis

And everyone seemed down

So hopefully that happens 😭

I have Bastiodon with Sturdy, no one else has a Pokemon, so I'm throwing a vote on Fuggles in case Luis uses an idol, then we can revote, but I hope Luis doesn't use an idol or have one

And I also hope if we do have to revote people actually vote Fuggles

Genuinely the person most likely to flip would be Bazz, but he has been mostly genuine with me I believe

If Woofley flips good for you girl I'm campaigning for you in the jury regardless

I can't see Jakey flipping here to work with Fuggles?? Or any of the other straight white men?? No.

OMG why has no one voted that's my vote 😭

Omg blah blah blah Luis

We get it you found the idol

Slander I didn't say votes never go my way I said I don't control who the vote is

Also if that's true that's so funny I swear I feel like I'm barely hanging on lmfao

See barely hanging on

IM GOING TO CRY

LIKE ACTUALLY

😭 its okay

killing myself

we love you

this was the worst thing ever

truly brutal

Jessica, that was awful 😭

But you did me proud this season!!

^^^ you did us all so proud!

Ugh we missed loved ones

Damn it's so crazy that I don't really have to think about this anymore

Guess you have to go back to your family

All my chats being deactivated 😭

NOT NOW JESS FAMILY I NEED YOUR MOM FOR ANOTHER FIOVIVOR SEASON!!!

I really thought I had a chance at FTC 😭

I felt like I could also go any vote

Also my actual take is that Sturdy procs when you get voted out

Specifically

Not on a tie

So technically it should have proc'd

And then made the same three people revote

And Jakey likely would have swapped

I guess a rock isn't technically a vote

I don’t think Sturdy made a difference here? Since it went to a tie revote anyway

Sturdy doesn't proc on a tie it procs when you get voted out

Specifically

What does proc mean lol

Like, happen

Ok yeah

I agree with that

So the tie didn't make Sturdy happen

Either time

But I guess technically rocks dont make Sturdy happen either

The exact phrasing is "if you are voted out"

I wasn't voted out

If only I had a .5 vote Pokemon

<@211775019057938434> the betrayal

But Quartz will avenge you by giving Fuggles immunity over Luis!

I mean true

Carry on Quartz

I just looked into the origin since I've seen proc used in Pokemon and the Battle Cats communities and just discovered it stands for Programmed Random Occurrance.

But yeah, it's also now kinda used as a synonym for something being triggered

Interesting! I never knew

Oh thank you thank you

Yeah I was thinking I have no idea why we're saying proc but it's definitely the word to use

When you asked what it meant I was like I don't actually know?

OH I realized it is very commonly used in Blood on the Clcoktower

Like the phrase, a "proc'd Virgin" means a Virgin whose power worked

Also I really went down the rabbit hole

It looks like it was popularized in EverQuest, and could have been a shortened form of process from EQs "process effects" but has also been debated that its an acronym for programmed random occurrence - some people think that is a backronym (an already existing word or phrase that is later interpreted as an acronym)

how curious!

ROBBED

this is my nightmare reality…

actually same

If anyone reads this I think you all played well at FTC! Jakey I know this was like the worst day for you with your job. Good luck!

Also Jakey I did consider voting for you but I went with who I thought who had more control over the game

Fuggles second is crazy and I stand by it

do you think he should have been 1st or 3rd

3rd!

Jakey's name was out from day 1 and he made it to FTC

Woofley winning makes up for the nasty stuff from this season.

agree

the timeline is healed

families are fed

Hallelujah

This is crazy